Wed 1 Oct 2008
I’m a better Stupid American than you are!!!
Posted by Ken Atherton under Daily Life, vacation
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Following my recent trip to Brazil, I can now make the following extraordinary claim: I’ve been to Wal-Mart and McDonald’s on four continents (Wal-mart locations: North America: too many to count; Europe: Donaueschingen and Munich, Germany; Asia: Beijing; South America: Sao Paulo. McDonald’s: Basically the same places.)
How many other people (who don’t work for those companies) can claim that? I’m not sure, but I’m going to claim that the answer is “not very many.”
I told Sandi that I want this put on my gravestone: ”Here lies Ken Atherton, Beloved Husband and Father, Shopper at Wal-mart on 4 continents.”
Incidentally, Wal-mart no longer operates in Germany, and as far as I can tell, it has no operations in Europe at all at this point. But I got there before they closed up. That’s all that counts.
There are no other continents with Wal-marts on them, but I can still hope to get to a Mcdonald’s in Africa and Australia someday. Sweet. I’m not yet finished with my life’s work.







